I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
what’s a good place to get bra size measuring
Nah I don’t want cheeto dust on my boobs thanks
you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski
IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT
Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy
Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.
How ‘bout you, Mikey?
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